SOC-1000
 Sock | |
| Stats | |
|---|---|
| Status | Ectoplasmic |
| Researcher | collieopter |
An anomalous sock was discovered in a Stupid Object Goon dormitory.
The sock is in a state resembling that of having had a penis wanked into it.
However, none of the resident Goons have identified the dried █████ within as their own.
A DNA test was carried out by the handler of the Goon squad in question, with reportedly inconclusive results.
"It was probably a ghost," she speculates.
Consider it Ectoplasmic.