SOC-1000

SOC-K

Sock
Stats
Status	Ectoplasmic
Researcher	collieopter

An anomalous sock was discovered in a Stupid Object Goon dormitory.

The sock is in a state resembling that of having had a penis wanked into it.

However, none of the resident Goons have identified the dried █████ within as their own.

A DNA test was carried out by the handler of the Goon squad in question, with reportedly inconclusive results.

"It was probably a ghost," she speculates.

Consider it Ectoplasmic.