1984

1984 is a year where a lot of bullshit happened. To say "literally 1984" is to say that the thing currently happening is exactly as bad as all of the things that happened in 1984.

Events

• Etienne is arrested for dual open carrying machetes in public.
• Konami releases Tennis for the MSX.
• Milk ceases to have powers.
• During the 1984 US Grand Prix (F1), Ayrton Senna crashes, breaking his driveshaft. He claimed the wall had moved, which of course nobody believed.
• Brilokuloj clears his Toyhouse account of all extraneous characters including his 5 billion elves.
• The music video for Tears for Fears' Everybody Wants to Rule the World is recorded in Coachella.
• Famous blood-related scam artist Elizabeth Holmes is born.
• Buttplugs are removed from Tower Unite.
• Bug Sex Jelly Cup is returned to Huck's inventory.
• The famous ghost-fucking film Ghostbusters is released.
• The famous computer-fucking film Electric Dreams is released.
• Angela Greene invents the Platypus Room.