Stupid Objects

The Stupid Object Collection is a collection of stupid objects that some scientists found and put in a boxs.

List

SOC-1: The Pigeon that Shits Inside

They have discovered a pigeon that can shit on the inside of any car window, even though it is on the outside.

They do not know what happens if the pigeon shits from the inside.

Consider it Wild

SOC-2: The Burrito

A burrito once defied entropy by somehow getting hotter one hour after it was microwaved. Then it went back to normal.

Consider it Neutralized