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| title    = Our Favorite Burger King
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| image    = [[File:Soc020BK.jpg|400px|alt=An image of a Burger King restaurant.]]
| image    = [[File:Soc020BK.jpg|400px|alt=An image of a Burger King restaurant.]]
| caption1 = {{{caption|In the land of burgers, $5 was king. Now it's $20. Whatever. It's fine.}}}


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Latest revision as of 21:06, 27 May 2024

Our Favorite Burger King
An image of a Burger King restaurant.
In the land of burgers, $5 was king. Now it's $20. Whatever. It's fine.
Stats
StatusForgotten
Researcherfaultychips

Social media is to be moderated for all mentions of SOC-020, and at least one researcher assigned to site WHOPPER is to be on the active moderation staff of the r/fastfood, r/TalesFromFastFood, r/████████ and r/BurgerKing Reddit 'subreddits' at all times. Any posts mentioning SOC-020 are to be removed and their posters are to be located and administered level 10 amnestics as necessary.

SOC-020 is a one-story building in ████████, ██████, appearing to be a restaurant belonging to the "Burger King" fast food chain (though notably of an older, pre-2010s model). Anomalous effects are subtly obvious around the perimeter of the building, but become clearer upon entering the building itself. Various signs, posters and menu displays in and around SOC-020 advertise prices currently extremely asynchronous with all other "Burger King" locations in the area and the country as a whole, such as a "value meal" poster advertising food items at the price of 1 USD, an advertising deal not seen used in "Burger King" advertising since 20██. Upon further investigation by Stupid recon members, it was confirmed that the deal in the poster was honored inside, and the SRM task leader was able to feed their entire task force of ██ members with a single 20 USD bill.

Further investigation and conversation with present employees revealed that there has not been an overseeing manager at the location since ████. One of the cashiers offered that this manager had told staff that she was "going on vacation leave" when she was last seen. None of the employees seem particularly concerned with her disappearance, as they still receive paychecks and follow routine on their own, and seem overall glad for the lack of oversight. Attempts have been made to join SOC-020 staff to gain access to paycheck amount and related information, but without a manager, there has not been an open position available at SOC-020 since ████. Employees do not seem especially concerned about this either, expressing that it was "not that long ago" and "Susanne will probably be back soon".

Requests to transfer to site WHOPPER will be denied as the current team is already at full capacity.

Consider it Forgotten.