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|  data3   = {{{status|Angry}}}

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SOC-111 is the entity formerly known as M██████ Anguis, a human being that worked at Gamestop before turning into a meteor that tried to crush us dead.

Anguis worked at Gamestop as early as 2023, up until June 202█. He was first discovered by researcher G██████ while walking home on March ██ 2023, when they turned the corner to discover a young adult man in a Gamestop uniform bashing his head into a concrete wall. Upon being noticed, Anguis wordlessly vacated the premises. G██████ noticed that the concrete had sustained damage of an indent at least an inch deep. From then on, researcher G██████ took "casual tabs" on Anguis' activity, noting that he would go to work at Gamestop about 5 days a week, after leaving which he would wander the surrounding area before finding a secluded spot and hitting his head really really hard on the nearest solid surface. G██████ made a tally of the incidents they witnessed:

- 20 dented walls/fencing

- 2 broken utility poles

- 6 dented lampposts

- 18 bent stop/yield/warning signs

- 1 statue in front of local church, headbutted in half.


On June ██ 202█, Anguis was seen exiting Gamestop at 9:30 pm. G██████ followed suit in an attempt to document another head hitting event, but instead Anguis proceeded to stop in the middle of the sidewalk to look at his phone for approximately 20 minutes. Then Anguis shot into the sky and became SOC-111, a gigantic screaming ball of fire that immediately began bearing down on the earth over main SOC facility ██████████.

Upon noticing the roaring ball of death above them, all researchers at facility ██████████ flew into a panic before suddenly coming to their senses and taking action. Emergency access protocol was invented and enacted to allow researchers to touch SOC-007; available SOC researchers stepped outside the building, turned the gun to the hour setting, aimed at SOC-111, and fired.


SOC-111 promptly unraveled and veered sharply away from the facility, making an impact approximately 20 miles away. Upon investigating the site, researchers found a crater approximately 1,000 meters in length, but no meteorite or other remnants could be located. Researchers did however, trace many of the fragmentary comets that split off of SOC-111 as it fell, and discovered each one to be a different fairly tacky figurine of an angel, the only difference from average non-anomalous figurines of this type being their apparent indestructibility at the hands of Earth's atmosphere, and the little Gamestop logos printed on the chest of each instance. These are collectively classified as SOC-111-A, and are kept in a securely locked box in the storage area in case they decide to start hitting their heads on things.
[[File:Gamestopangel.png|thumb|Example of SOC-111-A.]]
The current whereabouts of SOC-111 are unknown. Efforts are being made to locate similar individuals to M██████ Anguis that may be or may become SOC-111, but researcher G██████ has been removed from the project for "stalking a guy until he turned into a big rock and tried to kill us all". 

Consider it '''Angry.'''




'''ADDENDUM:'''

Upon casual use of the Communal iPad in facility ██████████, the apparent target of SOC-111, an unauthorized conversation between the iPad and an unknown number was found. This number was found to belong to Anguis, the former alias of SOC-111. It appears a facility member or a SOC may have used the iPad to intentionally bait SOC-111 into attacking the facility, though the motivations for doing so are not understood, and no SOCs should have had access to the device as it was to be kept in the break room. (Besides [[SOC-028|the tree,]] of course, but come on.) Considerations of designating the Communal iPad as a potential sapient SOC entity itself are underway. Many plastic cups have been thrown at researcher G██████ for likely agitating soc-111 into action; this judgement is now being reconsidered. ██████ is currently leading the search for whoever truly deserves to be pelted with disposable foodware.


The conversation between the unknown user and Anguis was recorded below:

''[WIP]''
 

Further research was taken after this point to determine what accounts Anguis had been registered to using his phone number, but nothing else of note was found on the phone besides a concerningly maxed-out "[[Cookie Run|Cookie Run: Ovenbreak]]" account.
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